What is Useless Ads?
A satirical parody of high-end SaaS directories. You pay to post ads that do absolutely nothing. See How it works for the full loop.
How much does it cost?
$0.99/week for a basic ad. Add-ons: Logo (+$0.49), Bold Stroke (+$0.49).
What happens when I pay?
Your ad appears in the directory for one week. After that, you're charged automatically every week until you cancel.
How do I cancel my subscription?
Go to Manage, enter the email you used at checkout, open the magic link we send you, then open the Stripe portal. Cancel the weekly ad anytime from there. Votes and ideas are one-time; they still show on Manage as a receipt, not as something you can undo.
Can I vote on roadmap features?
Yes. Visit the Roadmap page and vote on ideas for $0.60 per vote (upvote or downvote). Submitted ideas move to Validated at a net score of +10. Your vote still does not guarantee we will build it. After payment, the same checkout email can open Manage to see a read-only list of those votes. Votes from before this existed are not attached to an email.
Can I add my own roadmap idea?
Yes. Submit an idea from the Roadmap page for $2.99. That includes one upvote. It appears in Ideas after payment. If it reaches a net score of +10, it moves to Validated automatically. We still might never build it. The idea also shows on Manage next to your votes.
What are the rarity tiers?
Paid ads only, based on how long the ad stays active. Common is week 1. Rare is 2 weeks. Super Rare is 4. Epic is 8. Mythic is 12. Legendary is 26. Ultra is 52. Open slots have no rarity. The badge does nothing. That is the point.
Do the ads actually do anything?
No. That's the point. It's completely useless by design.
Why would I pay for this?
You probably wouldn't. It's a satirical joke. But if you do, we'll take your money.