User Accounts & Ad Management
Let advertisers manage their own ads, view performance, and cancel subscriptions
Let advertisers manage their own ads, view performance, and cancel subscriptions
Welcome emails, payment alerts, weekly reports, and subscription reminders
Featured slots, performance-based ranking, and auction system for premium spots
Filter by category, sort by views/clicks/date, and category badges
Let users comment and react to ads (👍, 😂, 🤔, 💸)
Basic ($0.99), Premium ($1.99), Enterprise ($4.99) with annual discounts
Referral links, commission tracking, and "Useless Influencer" badges
"Useless Stories" blog, founder interviews, and newsletter
Earn satirical achievements like "First Dollar Wasted", "Centennial Spender", "Zero ROI Hero" for various milestones
Rank users by total money wasted, most useless ads, longest streaks, and other satirical metrics
Level up from "Waste Novice" to "Waste Master" based on total money wasted (Level 1 = $1, Level 1000 = $1000)
Earn points for views, clicks, referrals, achievements. Points are completely useless - no rewards, just bragging rights
Daily visitor streaks, weekly waste challenges, "Zero Challenge" (create ad with 0 clicks), "View Vortex" (1k views in 24h)
Showcase wasted money, achievements, badges, follow other wasters, useless feed of waste activities
Waste Week, Placeholder Purge events, Useless Anniversary celebrations with bonus useless points
Daily quests (visit 3 ads), weekly quests (100 views), monthly quests (30-day subscription) - all reward useless points
Spend useless points to enter lottery (win more useless points), pixel raffles for featured spots
Internal tool to manage ads, payments, subscriptions, and view analytics
Time-based filtering, charts, CTR trends, revenue projections, and data export
Share buttons per ad, social preview cards, and referral system
User-created collections, category pages, and "Random useless ad" button
Image optimization, caching, CDN, lazy loading, and PWA support
Simple contact form with email integration and social links
Visual roadmap showing past, current, and future features
Frequently asked questions (that you probably shouldn't ask)
Legal terms and conditions page
Privacy policy and data handling information
Weekly recurring payments with setup fees for logo and bold stroke
Upload logos to Supabase Storage with 500KB size limit
Aggregated statistics with top ads, revenue metrics, and performance data
Fair rotation system with smooth animations and view tracking
Search ads by name, description, or icon with dropdown results
Full theme switching with system preference detection
Paid ads show a Brawl Stars-style rarity badge from tenure: Common (week 1), Rare (2w), Super Rare (4w), Epic (8w), Mythic (12w), Legendary (26w), Ultra (52w). Open slots have none.